posted 1 year ago || 15,398 notes
why do you think i spend most my time spaced out and dazed
Submitted by face—the—strange
(Source: l4mplights)
posted 1 year ago || 15,481 notes
Let me tell you something about Irene. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, Katrina hit, and Irene was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and I’d rate Katrina a 3, she’d be like, “Why am I rated so low?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, “Irene, I can’t invite you, because you’re category 1.” I mean I couldn’t have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wiping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in August, and now I guess she’s destroying the entire East Coast.
(Source: 246ohjuan, via iclimbedyourcityswalls)
posted 1 year ago || 19,304 notes
This sounds like something my sister and I would’ve done to each other when we were younger! Sisterly love just can’t be explained to other people!
I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. I believed this because my sister Emily convinced me of it when I was a toddler. I think she’d seen Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and her imagination ran away with her. There’s a part of me that still believes it. I have moments when I think, ‘Hmm, could that be true?’ Occasionally I ask my sister about it and she responds by pulling an alien face, which only confuses matters.
- ZOOEY DESCHANEL
I thought it was a really fun game. I told her that I had killed her sister, Emily. And I had taken over her body and I was really from Neptune and that I was going to kill her as well. I did it for many years and I told her that if she told anyone I would kill her.
- EMILY DESCHANEL
(Source: paperdoll39)
posted 1 year ago || 2,562 notes
Do I walk down the stairs or take the slide? That’s not even a question; I’d definitely take the slide!
(Source: leadme2thecross1)
posted 1 year ago || 179 notes
I agree! <3
The most genuine friend’s I’ve had this summer have come from the internet. What does that tell you about the people I have in my life?
Fucking love you guys, for realzies!
posted 1 year ago || 2 notes
I seriously don't even care if this is tacky I FINALLY FEEL VALIDATED.
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Reblogged from madeofair. Fridate fun! Also, I never realized that it kept other peoples' tags when I reblogged things! But I don't think I've ever been mentioned in anyone's tumblr before so I had to reblog this!
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Marianna: sidecar = awesome tweets
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Marianna: im a fan
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Me: IDK, sidecar's kind of a biyotch.
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Marianna: lol
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Marianna: the BEST kind
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Lauren: But she has a cute cartoony avatar!
posted 1 year ago || 2 notes
